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Monday, October 11, 2010

Meeting Alan Moore


Couple of weeks ago, I read this announcement in Bleeding Cool that Alan Moore was giving a talk in Northampton for the benefit of the Fight for Sight Eye Research.

I quickly checked Google Maps and saw that Northampton was two hours away by train from Manchester. I didn’t care if it was four hours away by camel. It felt like a once in a lifetime opportunity to meet one of my comic book idols.



The event was held in the Great Hall of the Guildhall. The hall could’ve comfortably fit a hundred people, but there were only 50 of us, maybe even less. While waiting outside, I saw people walk up to the poster, read it, and then try to explain to their companion who Alan Moore was. “He wrote Watchmen and V for Vendetta!” One lady just said, “Well, he looks scary,” and continued to walk down the street. I just couldn’t believe that people from Northampton weren’t excited to meet Alan Moore.


His heavy footsteps echoed as he strode down the hall clad in a beige paisley blazer that seemed golden under the light and at certain angles revealed the patterns on the cloth. His electric blue necktie seemed to crackle above his black shirt, matching his black jeans and his black leather shoes, which seemed to reflect a purplish hue, reminding me of The Joker.

He stood at the foot of the stage and didn’t use the mic. “You can all hear me okay, right?” His voice boomed and reverberated in the hall. “I’ve been here before for other performances and I know this hall has really great acoustics.” None of us disagreed with him.

It felt like I was in front of Ozymandias, listening to his master plan on how to take over the world. If he floated off the ground, it would’ve felt like being in the presence of Dr. Manhattan.

“I assume you all know who I am and that’s why you’re here,” Alan Moore said. “Unless there’s someone in the back who came in here thinking, `I thought we were going to see that guy from Die Hard! No? He’s not Alan Rickman?`”

Alan Moore paced as he continued to talk, “Since most of you are probably not from here, let me tell you a little about Northampton.” And for the next hour, he told us the history of Northampton, starting from the dawn of time. As it turned out, he was going to use all that knowledge for his second novel Jerusalem, which would detail his home town’s history, specifically, an area called The Boroughs, as well as his family’s history.

“The book will spiral between memories and tales from Moore's family history, fantasy elements and historical dramatisations from Northampton's past.”

He said, when he’s finished with the book, it’ll be 2,000-pages thick and while most books will have a blurb in the back that says, “I just couldn’t put it down”, the blurb of this book will probably be the exact opposite.

He talked about how one of the knights who went on the crusades, ended up in Jerusalem and walked up to Golgotha. An angel appeared before him and told him to pick up this stone (or was it a cross?) and to bring it back to England. The knight walked all the way back and was guided by the angel set it down at the center of all England. That place was Northampton. Alan Moore also mentioned that Hitler stopped invading England when he reached Northampton because Hitler considered it the center of the country and if he already had that, then he generally had control over everything. So, Alan Moore pointed out, if angels and Hitler considered Northampton as the center of it all, then that was good it enough for him, because as he earlier mentioned, for some strange reason, Northampton is ignore by most of the country. He said, it isn’t even mentioned in the weather reports.

When he reached that point of Northampton’s history when they supposedly didn’t burn two witches, he read a chapter from his first novel Voice of the Fire, that focused on two women who were burned at the stake for practicing witchcraft and for being knitting partners.

He took a sip of water, sat down, and read from the book. He first apologized if what he was about to read would offend anyone, because most certainly, everything he has ever written has offended someone for some reason or another.

Alan Moore is as great a storyteller as he is a writer. His deep voice droned as he begun his tale, but he’d shift his tone as he read the dialogue of the different characters, whisper when need be, and pause at the right moments, looking up from the book, staring at you, as if to check if you haven’t freaked out yet.

He continued to talk about the history of The Burroughs and then read from an issue of Dodgem Logic, his underground magazine about Northampton. He took a walk around The Burroughs with a friend and jotted down notes, which he turned into heroic couplets. He said, “We are all heroes. That’s how we see ourselves – heroes in our own stories.” His poem begins and ends with the line, “Heroic couplets. That’s what this place needs.” Over two pages long, he described the different people he saw on the streets of Northampton and talked about their lives and their struggle.

He then entertained questions from the audience.

Someone pointed out that his most recently works shows how much he loves Northampton and asked would he ever considered doing something like what Harvey Pekar did and how he wrote about life in Cleveland.

Alan Moore mentioned that Pekar was a good friend, felt sad for his death, and proceeded to describe one of Pekar’s comic strip, where Harvey just goes to the kitchen, opens the refrigerator, gets some lemonade, and drinks it. The strip didn’t use any words, but the visuals were like poetry, said Moore. It showed how wonderful life was and how we can enjoy drinking lemonade. He admires Pekar’s work but doesn’t think he can do the same thing.

But he really loves his hometown. When he heard some high school students were doing a film about the Boroughs, he decided to help them out and wrote some parts of their project. (Now, how many kids out there can say their film was written by Alan Moore?)



He talked about why he has not watched any of the films that have been based on his work and he said he wrote those stories for comic books. They weren’t designed to be made into movies. He said, he was showing off what comic books could do and that he was doing things that can only be done in comics, just like the Black Freighter comic-book-within-a-comic-book-story that he did in Watchmen.

He did mention that he’s written a script for a 10-minute short film. It’s called (not sure if I heard this right) Jimmy’s End and it’s about a writer, novelist, occultist living in Northampton, trying to take over the dreamtime of the Borough, the whole of England, and maybe even the world. As expected, the moment the universe hears, “Alan Moore has written a film script!” he suddenly got calls from producers and studios wanting to be a part of it.

In the film, the characters play a video game, so a video game company has called him up and said they’d want to produce the actual game. The characters in the film also watch a soap opera, so another studio called up and said they want to produce the episodes of the soap that will appear in the film. A music company that manages some well-known bands has offered to do the soundtrack for the film.

Goes to show Alan Moore’s powers at work. He conjures a story and the universe unfolds for him.



Given the chance, would he ever go back and write another superhero comic? He said, no. What attracted him to super hero comics was not the super heroics, it was the world of wonder that they presented. It was world that fascinated his imagination, a world where cities could be placed in bottles and dogs with capes could fly. And as much as Superman’s dog was fantastic, Batman’s dog was even better because he wore a cape and—a mask! (Just in case the other dogs might recognize him.) Moore continued to say that, back then, the writers were actually telling science fiction stories in the guise of comic book. Later on, this generation of writers came in and just wanted to do fan-service to the medium and just started to tell more of the same stories.

When he wrote Watchmen, he was trying to bring in things that he learned from novels and science fiction stories and tell it as a comic book. In writing Jerusalem, he’s now trying to bring in all that he learned from writing comic books, being descriptive and wanting the reader to visualize this world, and tell it in novel form and that’s why it going to be over 2,000-page thick.

He gave examples of why he didn’t like the American comic book industry anymore and talked about the time Marvel was about to give back Jack Kirby some of his original art. Marvel, being gracious, Kirby they were ready to turn over 900 pages of his artwork (even though they still held on to over 9,000 pages).

Later on, boxes filled with Jack Kirby pages mysterious disappeared from the Marvel offices and mysterious appeared at an art dealer’s office somewhere in New York. This was all supposedly masterminded by an editor from Marvel.

Years ago, at a comic book convention, Moore told the same story but pretended it happened to a British artist. As he told the details of the crime, he stared at the Marvel editor who was in the audience. When he finished talking, the editor supposedly stood up and yelled, “This is a kangaroo court!” Makes me wonder on the identity of that editor.

Moore was asked about the progress of the next issue of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. His eyes widen, got all excited, and said that Kevin O’Neill is almost done with the first part of the 1960s story arc, that it might take them a couple of years to finish everything but we’ll get to see the first issue soon. He said, it’s the best one yet! And because all the characters they’re depicting as still owned and copyrighted under their respective companies, they’ve had to tap dance around how those characters are named and drawn.

Someone asked him, would he be interested in setting up an academy for writers in Northampton. He said, he’d be willing to help it out, but he doesn’t think he can run it or teach fulltime. He said, he didn’t imagine how much time it takes to run an underground magazine like Dodgem Logic and that it has affected his schedule for writing other things.

“But shouldn’t you set one up? What happens when you’re gone?” the man persisted.

Moore said, he thinks what he’s doing now is already something for the future, that his stories will outlast him. He asked, what do you know about the Victorian era -- is mostly about what we read from Charles Dickens. What do you know about England in the 1600s -- is mostly about what we read from Shakespeare. They shaped and created those realities for us and we can do the same today.

After the Q&A, we all lined up to get our stuff signed and he signed everything that was placed before him. It didn’t matter if people brought their old copies of Watchmen or the latest Absolute Edition of Promethea, he signed them all. One collector brought an original page from one of Moore’s comic books (I couldn’t see what it was) which was already signed by the artist. Another guy painted portraits of Moore and asked him to autograph the canvass.

I brought along a copy The Killing Joke. When I read it back in 1988, it contributed to my mind getting warped and brainwashed me into loving the comic book medium even more.




As Moore signed the book, I asked him if he’s ever seen or heard Neil Gaiman and Warren Ellis do their imitation of him. He said, he’s heard about it, but they’ve never done it in front of him. He has asked Gaiman to perform it. “C’mon Neil! Show me your Alan Moore,” he’d tell Gaiman. “But he’d always dry up,” said Moore.





I mentioned that when they imitate him, they make their voice very deep and exaggerate a bit. “I’m sure it’s all very satirical,” he said. “Eddie Campbell does a good me. He’d pretend to have my long hair and try to swipe it away from his face.”

I then gave Alan Moore a copy of Trese and told him its secret origin. “I originally pitched this story to Marvel with Marvel characters, but it got rejected. So, I changed the story, changed the setting from New York to Manila and I was able to find a publisher who liked it.”

“And why not!” Moore said as he flipped through the book. “Why does everything need to be set in New York? Why not set in Wolverton or Northampton. Keep it close to home.”

I had my picture taken with him, shook his hand, said thank you, and then shook his hand again.

Felt so excited and energized. I think I was running like a mad man all the way back to the train station. I think I could’ve run all the way back to Manchester.

Thinking about everything that Alan Moore said, I think the Philippine comic book scene is on the right track. It’s great that we’re telling stories about home, about our heritage, about ourselves. Our stories celebrate our being Pinoy, whether we are telling our own versions of spandex-clad heroes or using silent panels to depict our so-called mundane life, which will look like poetry in the eyes of the reader, which will shape the reality of future generations.

“Heroic couplets. That’s what this place needs.”


More reports / blog posts about the Alan Moore Northampton event:


Alan Moore’s Magical Northampton Tour by Casey Lau
http://www.bleedingcool.com/2010/10/11/alan-moore-magickal-northampton-tour-by-casey-lau/


Jimmy’s End – Alan Moore’s New Feature Film And Spin Off TV Series
http://www.bleedingcool.com/2010/10/12/jimmys-end-alan-moores-new-feature-film-and-spin-off-tv-series/


An Audience with Alan Moore by Nicolas Pillai
http://squeezegutalley.wordpress.com/2010/10/11/an-audience-with-alan-moore/

Saturday, October 09, 2010

Philippine Horror Panel (UST talk)

Thanks to ROCKETKAPRE for recording and uploading the Horror Panel from “Literature From Shakespeare to Bob Ong: Bridging the Divide Between the Popular And the Canonical” conference, held at the UST on August 18, 2010.

In the panel are authors Bart (G. M.) Coronel (Tragic Theater), David Hontiveros (Penumbra novellas, Pelicula, Bathala Apokalypsis) and me.

Part 1



Part 2


Part 3

Monday, October 04, 2010

a story from the second world war

When I was still a little boy (okay, so I was always overweight and not that little) I didn’t like going to sleep early (and not much as changed). When it was already bedtime, I’d always find a reason to get out of bed. My dad would then tell me that there was an aswang outside the window and he’d tell me that I should stay in bed and protect him. This, of course, would freaked me out and made me reconsider my wanting to watch TV. 

It was stories like those that somehow comes into play whenever I write my stories. I grew up in a household where stories about aswang and ghosts and duwende were part of every day conservation.

As it turns out, my dad’s family already had their fair share of paranormal encounters even before I was born.
Last August, me and Wella went to Bacolod, my dad’s home town. We went to the house where my dad grew up and had dinner with my cousins and my uncle.

That's my dad sitting on grandfather's knee.

My uncle told us the story of how my grandfather went missing during the Second World War. So, my Tito Jo used the Spirit of the Glass to track down the location of my grandfather. The glass slid across the wooden board and spelled out T-A-L-I-S-A-Y. 

Turned out my grandfather was captured by Japanese soldiers and was placed in a POW camp in Talisay. On the day of his execution, a new commander arrived at the camp. The officer turned out to be my grandfather’s classmate and he spared my grandfather’s life. 

It was just interesting to find out that how my family has always had some encounter with the supernatural even as far back as the 1940s. 

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Finalist for the 29th National Book Awards



The NBDB and the Manila Critics Circle are pleased to announce this year's finalists of the 29th National Book Awards. Winners will be announced on November 13 at The Metropolitan Museum of Manila.


Graphic Literature
1. Trese: Mass Murders, Ferdinand-Benedict G. Tan and Jonathan A. Baldisimo (Visprint)
2. El Indio A Graphic Novel by Francisco V. Coching (Vibal Foundation)

See the complete list of finalists at:
http://nbdb.gov.ph/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=827&Itemid=1

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Seven Gifts of the Skygods



Seven Gifts of the Skygods

They descended from the heavens,
riding winged beasts that breathed fire.

Their eyes had turned night into day.

To the fathers of seven tribes
they each bestowed a gift.

“You are our chosen people.” They said.
“Put your faith in us and you shall inherit the earth.”

And though they spoke in strange tongues
that echoed like thunder,
our hearts understood every word.


Written by: Mervin Ignacio
These illustrations were part of the recent RE:VISION exhibit.

Friday, September 10, 2010

PRECINTO 13: A Domestic Disturbance



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PRECINTO 13: A Domestic Disturbance
Story by Budjette Tan
Script by David Hontiveros and Budjette Tan
Art by Atan http://atanbz.deviantart.com/
TRESE created by Budjette Tan & Kajo Baldisimo

Thursday, September 09, 2010

Brandie's TRESE re:vision



Check out Brandie's interactive artwork for the RE:VISION exhibit. Following the idea of "revisions", you can mix and match the comic book panels and it will still tell you a story.



Read the story at:
http://brandietan.blogspot.com/2010/09/trese-revised-at-revision-exhibit-at.html

Idea by Brandie Tan.
Art by Brandie Tan
Story by Budjette Tan
TRESE created by Budjette Tan and Kajo Baldisimo

Friday, August 20, 2010

Visprint at Metro Comic Con

Come to the Visprint booth at the Metro Comic Con (Aug 21 & 22, MegaTradeHall) and get these preview books:


TRESE: CADENA DE AMOR
Story by Budjette Tan
Art by Kajo Baldisimo
22-pages, P50

SONGS OF THE LEWENRI
Story by Budjette Tan
Art by Mark Torres
8-page, P20

BATHALA APOKALYPSIS #1
Story by David Hontiveros
Art by Ace Enriquez
32-pages, P50

FREEBIE PROMO!
Buy all three TRESE books and get Trese:Cadena de Amor & Songs of the Lewenri for free.

Buy all three of David Hontiveros' Penumbra books and get Bathala Apokalypsis for free.

"Cadena de Amor" preview pages

(click on the pages to enlarge)

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Monday, August 09, 2010

American-made Aswang

an excerpt from Psywar Terror Tactics by Jon Elliston

Many early U.S. psywar operations were conceived by a famous clandestine commander, Air Force Brigadier General Edward G. Lansdale (1909-1987). A firm believer in the efficacy of "psychological operations" (or PSYOP, for short -- the military's term for propaganda), Lansdale was a pioneering psywarrior.

Lansdale believed that the key asset of the psychological combatant is a thorough understanding of the target audience's beliefs and values. The mores and myths that shape a society's culture, he argued, must be exploited if a psywar campaign is to be effective. Lansdale applied his strategy ruthlessly in the Philippines, where he served as the CIA's chief operative during the early 1950s counterinsurgency campaign against the country's [Hukbalahap] Huk rebels.

"To the superstitious, the Huk battleground was a haunted place filled with ghosts and eerie creatures," Lansdale later wrote. One of his favorite psywar stunts "played upon the popular dread of asuang, or vampire" to drive the guerrillas from Huk-held territory:

"A combat psywar squad was brought in. It planted stories among town residents of an asuang living on the hill where the Huks were based. Two nights later, after giving the stories time to make their way up to the hill camp, the psywar squad set up an ambush along the trail used by the Huks. When a Huk patrol came along the trail, the ambushers silently snatched the last man of the patrol, their move unseen in the dark night. They punctured his neck with two holes, vampire-fashion, held the body up by the heels, drained it of blood, and put the corpse back on the trail. When the Huks returned to look for the missing man and found their bloodless comrade, every member of the patrol believed that the asuang had got him and that one of them would be next if they remained on that hill. When daylight came, the whole Huk squadron moved out of the vicinity."

What if that so-called psywar stunt was not a hoax?

What if the CIA, along with the Philippine military, used real aswang to fight the Huks?

Or what if the CIA brought in vampires from Europe as part of their psy-ops team?

Sounds like a case for Anton Trese and Lolo Trese!

READ THE ENTIRE ARTICLE AT:
http://dagmar.lunarpages.com/~parasc2/ds/1096/psy.htm

The History of the Anting-Anting

An excerpt from the Dennis Villegas' essay:
and you shall be as gods: 
the culture of the anting-anting

Before the coming of the Spaniards, the early Filipinos were already known to keep amulets, talismans, charms, and various other objects to protect them from harm, the elements, and the evil spirits. Crocodile tooth, gems, odd-shaped stones, and even fossilized remains of animals were the earliest known examples of anting-anting used by the early Filipinos.

The anting anting has many other names in the Tagalog lexicon: bertud, agimat, gamit, talisman, mutya, or galing. It also comes in many forms. It can be a medallion, a small book, a piece of paper, a tattoo, a crocodile tooth, a meteorite, a vest or scarf inscribed with oraciones, and many others. No one is quite sure how the word anting-anting came to be. According to Lorna Montilla, anting-anting may have evolved from the Latin word “anti,” and thus means “anti-anti” or “against-against.” Indeed if the present belief in the popular use of anting-anting is to be considered, Montilla may be correct, since the anting-anting is mostly used to protect its wearer against harm and illness. But there are also some who put forward the theory that the term is actually derived from the Javanese word “anting-anting” which means ear pendants. Anting-anting may also have been derived from the Bahasa Melayu word “anting” that means “dangling” or “swinging.”


PART ONE
http://thepoc.net/thepoc-features/buhay-pinoy/buhay-pinoy-features/9131-anting-anting-culture-and-you-shall-be-as-gods.html

PART TWO
http://thepoc.net/thepoc-features/buhay-pinoy/buhay-pinoy-features/9267-the-culture-of-the-anting-anting-and-you-shall-be-as-gods-part-2-.html

Thursday, August 05, 2010

Trese for tweens

Tweets I got from Apol Lejano-Massebieau, who lives all the way in France

naku, finished trese na. i loovvveeee it. truly. and now my 11-yr-old stepdaughter has got her hands on it and is on to her...second reading of the books.

she says, "this is the best thing i've read ever." although she does pronounce it "trey-see." :D heehee, aba eh better than twilight and harry potter daw!

yes, all three she has read twice. she loves to read eh, mana sa akin :)

i'll ask her to write you fan mail. and wants her own...... copies of "trey-see." must ask one of my friends to hunt up copies for me! btw, are you doing more if it?

Check out Apol's sites at http://lapomme.etsy.com/ and http://lapommeblogs.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Bathala Apokalypsis begins

What if there were only one superhuman in the whole world?

What if the world was about to end as predicted in the Book of Revelations?

What can one superman do to hold back the hand of the Almighty?


read the first chapter at
http://www.davidhontiveros.com/bathala_pages/coverplus_bat.html


Story by David Hontiveros
Art by Ace Enriquez
Based on an idea by Gerry Alanguilan
Costume designed by Kajo Baldisimo & Ace Enriquez

Sunday, August 01, 2010

The Secret Secret Origin of the Kambal

When I was kid, I remember watching TV late one night and got all excited when the announcer said, "Coming up next... THE AVENGERS!" So, I fought sleep expecting to see Captain America, Thor, Iron Man and the rest of the mighty team.

And then I saw this...

A guy with an umbrella?

And a sexy karate-chopping girl in a catsuit?!

They're the Avengers?!


I kept watching anyway, hoping that Captain American or Iron Man will suddenly come to their rescue. But it seemed like Mrs. Peel and Mr. Steed were capable to fighting off their weird foes. And I kept tuning in, week after week, trying to make sense of this dynamic duo and their strange adventures.

What does THE AVENGERS have to do with THE KAMBAL?
Keep reading! :-)

In 1998, Marvel Knights was launched and I thought I could directly pitch a story to Joe Quesada.

Since I was a big X-phile at the time, I thought it would be neat to have the Shroud fight the paranormal and supernatural creatures of the Marvel Universe.


I made his base of operations THE NIGHT SHIFT, the hottest night club in Los Angeles. From there he would keep in touch with his contacts in the criminal underworld and the supernatural underworld.

I gave him two bodyguards: The Brothers Grimm. They were magicians with deadly tricks-- deadly enough to give Iron Man a hard time.


But I wasn't too cool with the idea of them running around in their circus outfits along side with the Shroud. They needed to look... cooler!

Back then, I was also a big fan of Jim Lee's WILDCATS and loved the tandem of Grifter and Zealot.

So, I thought, I could do my own riff of Grifter and Zealot and replaced the Brother Grimm's magic tricks with guns and swords. I gave one brother all the guns and he could all sorts of tricks with it and I made the other brother the swordsman.

But I still wanted to get them out of the circus costumes and that's when I went back to the Avengers. I liked Mr. Steed's fashion sense and thought the Brothers Grimm would look very gentlemanly-like in pinstripe suits. So, that's I wrote in the pitch.

Needless to say, that pitch was rejected and it sat in some forgotten folder in my computer.

Cut to: 2005 and I got that, now legendary, text from Kajo where he said, "Let's do a comic book! Let's do a monthly comic book!" I opened up my COMICS SCRIPTS folder and took a look at what I had lying around and saw the two drafts I had for the Anton Trese story and also saw the pitch I had for the the Shroud (but I didn't think about it at the time.)

So, I sent Kajo the "test page" when Anton was fighting an aswang-mama-san.

I got the page one hour later and as I stared at it, excited at the thought that this could work, I thought of all the characters that inspired Anton Trese were all male and that Keanu's Constantine just showed in the theaters, we needed to make our character different.

WHAT IF TRESE WERE A WOMAN!, I texted Kajo and he loved the idea immediately.

And she would be armed with a magical sword... ummm... a dagger! No! A kriss!

And since she'd be focused on solving mysteries, she would hate wasting her time fighting off aswang and the like, so she's need a bodyguard...a hitman! How about two hitmen ... who wear masks (to hide the fact that they're aswang themselves) and they'd really cool if they were suits (to show they mean business) and one of them would be the hot-headed guy with the guys and the level-headed dude with the swords (but Trese is already armed with a sword)... so.... so, let's just make both of her bodyguards carry guns! With masks! And they're twins! And we'll call them... the Kambal!


And Trese's base of operations would be a nightclub in Malate and it would called... the Night Shift? Nope. No, Marvel might sue us. It'll be a place where creatures of the underworld can mingle with humans and Trese can keep tabs on all her contacts and it would be called... The Diabolical!

So, that's how you make a comic book, kids! Get some parts from a 1960s British TV show, mix it with a Wildstorm comic book and a rejected pitch for Marvel and you can have you very own comic book! Try this at home!

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Imagining TRESE action figures



Yes, we can all dream that someday our comic book creations will have action figures and all sorts of merchandising. For now, we go back to writing and drawing more stories about them.

AMBUSH by Andrew Villar
http://ambush007.multiply.com/

Thursday, July 08, 2010

a High Profile feature






The latest issue of HIGH PROFILE magazine just came off the press and if you can somehow stop staring the fantastic Georgina Wilson photo-spreads and the "Land of Legend" fantasy pictorial, you'll get read three geeks (i.e me, Mark Torres, and Paolo Fabregas) talk about comics and making comics.


Many thanks to the High Profile-crew, headed by Marco Venditti, Carmena Moura, and Chad Rialp.

Flip through the digital version of HIGH PROFILE magazine at:
http://www.vegamedia.com/pagcor/issue6/pageFlipper6.html

Or better yet, go to the bookstore and grab a copy!